Would you like to meet my friend?
          He's Mr. Confidential
          He likes to keep it clean
          Not to mention...
If you like your privacy
          Let's keep this confidential
          We can move ahead with speed
          And we'll treat you special... confidentially!
(repeat first verse)
He likes his privacy
          Let's keep this confidential
          We can move ahead with speed
          And we'll treat you special... confidentially!
(repeat first and second verse)
I'll take pictures if you please
          You know a picture is a mouthful
          We can confiscate the keys
          If you think it would be helpful...
          If you like your privacy...
          Let's keep this confidential
          We can move ahead with speed
          And we'll treat you very... confidentially!
Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
          Curry powder and i know he's mine
          Jamaica ginger on a pie crust lime
          I only hope there's room for wine
 Dinner's ready at a quarter to nine
          Ground cumin and the salad's fine
          Pink salt with a touch of sage
          I only know i improve with age
          Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
          Curry powder and i know he's mine, oh yeah!
 I want my milk
          but you didn't say please
          Give me my milk
          and a dinner roll please
          What about the prayer?
          hail mary full of grace
          And about her hair?
          is it all in place 
 Please pass my my milk 
          and the parmesagn cheese
          What about a chair? 
          how does everything taste?
          What'd ya do to your hair?
          is it all in place 
 Chili pepper with a slice of lime
          A squeeze of lemon and i'm feeling fine
          Salt and pepper and its just in time
          Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
          Tarragon with a light saffron
          Won't be long til the fennel's gone
          Summer sausage and a hint of jam
          Hazel nuts and a slice of ham
          Sweet basil and a hint of thyme
          Curry powder and i know he's mine, oh yeah!
(repeat chorus)
 Feelin good you know I feel so fine
          it’s a nice day and the weather’s fine
          and if you go outside or plan a trip...
          I tell you hey baby well you’re my kinda chick
 How's the weather over there? 
          O its so fine
          How's the weather over there? 
          Well its quite divine
          How's the weather over there? 
          Let’s celebrate!
          How's the weather over there?
          What’s the going rate?
 Feelin good you know I feel so great
          it’s a nice evening for a special kinda date and if you come inside or go downtown
          I tell you hey baby we can fool around
 How's the weather over there? 
          O its so fine
          How's the weather over there? 
          Well its quite divine
          How's the weather over there? 
          Let’s celebrate!
          How's the weather over there?
          What’s the going date?
Hooray!
          It’s the Yankee Doodle Parade
          On the corner of Main 
          It comes every May
          On Memorial Day 
          Under Hollywood sun
          Where celebrities come
          Its All American fun 
Yes indeed today’s the day of Yankee Doodle’s Dandy Parade 
          With so many stars in their motor cars
          Come and join the marching band – and the dancers too! 
          Mind your step and let the girls be handy
 Hooray! 
          Yes it’s the big day
          Hip hip and hooray 
          Come and join the Parade
 Step it up and keep in time
          Soon you’ll have a Valentine
          The moon in your eyes shows a love of Paradise 
          And next to none there’s only one Dandy Parade
 That Yankee Dandy, he’s the one 
          Gifts of joy for everyone
          A Patriot too
          in red white and blue
          When Yankee Doodle comes to town People gather around
          Mind your step and let the boys be handy
Alternate lyrics:
 One potata two potata three potata pie, I’ll take four and you take five
          Meet me on the corner at half past eight, Tell that Nicholas not to be late
          Alexander get around and bring up the car, Remember if they ask you we’re not goin far 
          One potata two potata keepin in time, So why don’t you move over and let me drive 
          that Yankee Doodle what cat, he stuck a feather in his hat
          that dandy dude is mighty fine, Yankee Doodle keep it in time
          One potata two potata three potata pie, One potata two potata keep it in time
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo-awoo mushrooms (x2)
          Oh last night - what a trip! I don’t know what I was on
          Had a blast - o what a kick! I haven't felt that way in so long
          A bit of confusion, mass confusion triggers my brain
          and makes my sane was gone
          and so I sing to you my friends, my love song
          o won’t you join me?
          Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo-awoo mushrooms (x2)
 Oh last night - what a trip! I don’t know what I was on
          Had a blast - o what a kick! I haven't felt that way in so long
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oo-awoo mushrooms (x8)
 Oh happy i am to be with you
          I couldn't ask for better friends than all of you
For continued freshness.....refrigerate
          after opening...keep me good
          for i have....the best taste
 if something deep inside starts to spoil me 
          you make no sense at all in the what?
          if i ask you whats your pleasure...the music? 
          like birds of a feather, i want both
          i want both
 I’m the nightcrawler everyday
          I’m the nightcrawler don't come my way
          I’m the night crawler won't you take my hand? do you understand?
          do you understand?
          do you understand?
 if the door is open...and I’m inside
          try recycling.....keep me clean
          for i have...the best taste
I’ve been waiting for so long Pack your bags today
          Now we’re goin on our way to South America
          We will make our own love song Soon we’re on our way
          To South America
 Welcome to Rio, Rio de Janeiro
          The land of sunshine with beaches and dance 
          We’ve landed in Rio, Rio de Janeiro
          The place where lovers go for romance
 So don’t be late
          You know we have a dancing date 
          Underneath the moonbeams
          With the girl of your dreams
          And so we do the tango
 I have learned to love it here in Montevideo 
          Quinto seems like a place that I could call home 
          As a young girl who would believe?
          I’d find you here alone with me?
          Heaven sent you from above
          Wake me up I must be dreamin
I can't wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
          and I can't wait till she shuts up Will you shut up?
          Imagine that she’s good friends with you Can you believe that?
          and I can’t wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
Please.
          Do you think that girls insane?
          Does that girl have a brain?
          (repeat)
        
I can't wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
          and I can't wait till she shuts up Will you shut up?!
          Do you think that girls insane?
          Does that girl have a brain?
          (repeat) 
I can't wait till she sits down Will you sit down?
          and I can't wait till she shuts up Will you shut up?
Alternate lyrics:
Do you think that girl’s insane?
          Does that girl have a brain?
          Do you think that girl’s insane?
          I bet she has a pretty name
He’s too fat, he doesn’t get any
          She’s too rich, she doesn’t need any
          He’s too lean, he’s a green bean
          She’s too short, way too short
          She’s too tall, she doesn’t get any
          He’s too mean, he doesn’t greet any
          She’s so thin, ‘cept she’s gotta double chin
          He’s so shy, you gotta wonder why
 Too rich too thin, too small too fat
          If it’s not some of this then its gimme some of that
          Full moon above with a big black cat
          You never really know just where one’s at
 He’s too slow 
          She’s too bold 
          He’s too poor
          The perfect match
          Oh what a catch!
 He’s too slow, he can’t catch any 
          She’s too bold, she can’t attract any 
          He’s so poor, he’s a bore and a chore
The perfect match 
          Oh what a catch!
(repeat first verse)
Alternate lyrics:
 Too rich too thin, too tall too lean
          You’ll find a perfect match one day in your dreams 
          Too small too slow too short too mean
Look for the perfect match on the Silver Screen
All Songs Written By T. Tree / CJC